“Spacecat’s log: Earth date 6-11-2010
I’ve successfully infiltrated an eathling’s home posing as an ordinary earth house cat. It is a strange experience to be sure. In their attempts to communicate with me, the humans of this planet tend to raise their voice several octaves and take on a very rudimentary form of their language. Often while dangling bits of string towards my face. Repeating the same phrase over and over. “Kitty want string. Kitty want string.” If I were to guess, I would say that the humans have a certain allergic reaction to felines that causes temporary mental retardation. More study and blood samples are required.
Side note: To my surprise, I really did want that string, but the humans kept rejecting their offer just as I was about to accept the gift of string. Very frustrating to be sure.
I am about to proceed into this world’s environment. I have found a method of entry and exit that I’m fairly certain will allow me to come and go undetected. I am exiting the house now………
This is odd. My forward momentum seems to have ceased. Perhaps some sort of gravity pocket? Or an electromagnetic anomaly?
SONOFABITCH.
It seems…
Upon further observation…
….
My ass is stuck, okay? I insist on no laughing about this event upon my return to Spacecat Alpha 6. You hear me? NO LAUGHING.
End log.”
(starcrossed1 /dougstumblr proto-jp / toukubo / bonekiss / osmt)
